The Lost Blogs: From Jesus to Jim Morrison--The Historically Inaccurate and Totally Fictitious Cyber Diaries of Everyone Worth Knowing by Paul Davidson

Author:Paul Davidson [Davidson, Paul]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Computers & Technology, Computer Science, Cybernetics, Internet & Social Media, Humor & Entertainment, Humor, Love; Sex & Marriage, Parodies, Satire, Literature & Fiction, History & Criticism, Regional & Cultural, United States, Criticism & Theory
ISBN: 9780446569705
Google: mZo1AQAAQBAJ
Amazon: B00FOVCUXU
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Goodreads: 29549
Publisher: Warner Books
Published: 2009-11-29T00:00:00+00:00

From: http://www.mao_zedong.ch/blog/

Subject: You Will Read This Blog, Repeatedly (As Written by Chairman Mao)

You have come here to my weblog because it has been required of you.

First, if you have not purchased the “Little Red Book” filled with helpful quotations from a variety of my speeches, you must do so now.

Click on the image of my book to the left and order it now. It is required that each citizen own my book and thus there should be no delay in your clicking of the image to the left here on my official site and purchasing the book so you may carry it with you wherever you go and that which you will show to others who do not yet have it so you may influence them to purchase my book as well. Once again, this is required of all citizens by law, and thus, you must buy it.

Wonderful news!! My book, Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong is currently the #1 bestseller in China! Some are saying that the book, which some refer to as the “Little Red Book,” has surpassed the Bible in sales and that it appears as if each and every citizen has one in their home. This is wonderful news, and a total surprise, and I can’t thank enough each and every citizen who has decided, on their own, to pick up this book!

Now that we have finished with the above business, which I remind you is your duty to purchase, I would like to direct your attention to a variety of additional writings not included in the above book (but which will be included in More Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong, and a potential follow-up book entitled Even More Quotations from Chairman Mao Zedong)… You will want to click on these articles because I am asking you to and if at some point in the near future you are questioned on the words within these writings and you cannot answer such questions, well, these will be dark times for both you… and you.

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